Every time I pluck up the courage to venture into Pamela Geller's shrieking shack, hoping to find anything hilarious, I don't get disappointed. Behold:
Buy your Nirth Certifikit Troofer shirt now, and puzzled and pitiful looks from the people all around you are guaranteed! We promise further alienation from your sane environments, or you get your money back!
(Mischievous as I am, I just had to tip off Charles Johnson. Guess that kind of stuff is part of me now..)
In other news, Pam is also extremely puzzled to why her colorful funhouse blog is being blocked on some governmental networks for being a platform for "hate/discrimination".
All further comments unnecessary.