Every time I pluck up the courage to venture into Pamela Geller's shrieking shack, hoping to find anything hilarious, I don't get disappointed. Behold:
Buy your Nirth Certifikit Troofer shirt now, and puzzled and pitiful looks from the people all around you are guaranteed! We promise further alienation from your sane environments, or you get your money back!
(Mischievous as I am, I just had to tip off Charles Johnson. Guess that kind of stuff is part of me now..)
In other news, Pam is also extremely puzzled to why her colorful funhouse blog is being blocked on some governmental networks for being a platform for "hate/discrimination".
All further comments unnecessary.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
When terrorism doesn't matter
So, an extremist wing of the IRA is back in action by killing soldiers and policemen, and in a matter of hours, two shooting sprees claim several lives, one in Alabama, one in Germany.
What do these incidents have in common? None of them involved any Muslim terrorists. So imagine my surprise, when these stories passed by unreported on Little Green Footballs, Jihad Watch and Atlas Shrieks. Has it become a dogma that only Muslim nutters count, and that armed assaults on children inside schools are insignificant, or why are these veteran terrorist hunters silent? In terms of statistics, in the US and Europe, your kids are less safer in their own school from random maniacs than they are from any attacks by Muslims. So why -pray- should these professional pundits report on them?
Alas, if these people were pressed into mentioning it, Charles Johnson would quote the news site, along with a snarky prediction that the Euroweenies will clamp down on guns even further, Robert Spencer would feverishly explain that the young German murderer is not of Muslim background, and thus cannot by any standard be called a real terrorist, and Pamela (Shrieking Harpy) Geller.. Well, she would dig up a conspiracy theory on how young Tim Kretschmer came in contact with a Turkish pupil in his school, whose father knew somebody whose cousin back in Turkey listened to a sermon by a radical Imam condemning the West, and thus "proving" how this horrible incident is clear proof of creeping Jihad that will turn all trees gray and cause all our hair to drop out.
God forbid there were one Mahmoud included in these stories, in which case there would've been reports from said deskchair fighters all day long.
What do these incidents have in common? None of them involved any Muslim terrorists. So imagine my surprise, when these stories passed by unreported on Little Green Footballs, Jihad Watch and Atlas Shrieks. Has it become a dogma that only Muslim nutters count, and that armed assaults on children inside schools are insignificant, or why are these veteran terrorist hunters silent? In terms of statistics, in the US and Europe, your kids are less safer in their own school from random maniacs than they are from any attacks by Muslims. So why -pray- should these professional pundits report on them?
Alas, if these people were pressed into mentioning it, Charles Johnson would quote the news site, along with a snarky prediction that the Euroweenies will clamp down on guns even further, Robert Spencer would feverishly explain that the young German murderer is not of Muslim background, and thus cannot by any standard be called a real terrorist, and Pamela (Shrieking Harpy) Geller.. Well, she would dig up a conspiracy theory on how young Tim Kretschmer came in contact with a Turkish pupil in his school, whose father knew somebody whose cousin back in Turkey listened to a sermon by a radical Imam condemning the West, and thus "proving" how this horrible incident is clear proof of creeping Jihad that will turn all trees gray and cause all our hair to drop out.
God forbid there were one Mahmoud included in these stories, in which case there would've been reports from said deskchair fighters all day long.
Labels:
Atlas Shrugs,
Bias,
Charles Johnson,
Jihad Watch,
Muslims,
Pamela Geller,
Robert Spencer
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