Friday, February 27, 2009

PAMZILLA: It's Official, Everyone's a Joke


Photoshop hat-tip to my eldest daughter who REALLY wanted to Pam as Godzilla. Then my other one got into and now they're tying to make her the devil....nowhere near as
funny, but there are plenty of other options.

Well, here's quite the statement from Atlas Shrugs:



She and her colleagues really don't get the punchline of course, that they're all just bad jokes, and everyone else seems to know it. The link naturally is to a piece on Charles Johnson. See? A very, very predictable joke at that!:

1. Chuck Johnson 22 up, 4 down love ithate it

Verb: related to Godwin's law and Godwinism's. To 'Chuck Johnson's' is to label a person, group or philosophy with the reductio ad Hitlerum tag as means to close down debate.

Chuck: transitive verb, meaning to a: toss , throw, Noun: Short for Charles

Johnson: refers to the owner of the news aggregating, formally conservative, anti jihad site and now anti-creationism pro Darwin website Little Green Footballs. Which has become synonymous with personality cults, blogtatorship and calling previous colleagues and acquaintances of long and respected standing fascists, Nazis, Racists or ID'er (derogatory term for a belief in creationism. For simply having web links or opinions on their own personal web pages which he/CJ disapproves of.

To 'Chuck a Johnson' can also be used to describe over use of the delete/banning function on web forums to those who hold contrary opinions.

Charles Johnson biggest censorship ass hat 2008.


So, anyone else take their definitions from The Urban Dictionary? Sooner or lately the so-called "shrieking harpy" will find herself there just as she appears regularly at left-wing parody blogs. Circle of web-life. But if Pamela Geller is indeed going to proclaim something "official" then I might as well make it official here too. Jokes. You guys. Yes. Absolutely true. Keep posing with everyone you can, Pammycakes.

MEANWHILE AT LGF: Killgore notices something:
131 Killgore Trout 2/27/09 1:45:56 pm reply quote


I see Pamela too the time out of her busy day to add Charles to the Urban Dictionary.
Classy.

156 turn 2/27/09 1:51:33 pm reply quote

re: #131 Killgore Trout

I see Pamela too the time out of her busy day to add Charles to the Urban Dictionary.
Classy.
/


Really, I know you won't post the link so I'll try and find that.



Even when they all used to drool over Pamela, did these guys really fail to see that she just isn't classy? Did the class meant for Charles Johnson somehow finally land on his lizards? Like pixie dust? I just see no logical reason for many other scenarios.

MEANWHILE AT LGF II: Charles is noticing something completely different:
41 Charles 2/27/09 1:18:40 pm reply quote

The Robert Taft Club Presents the Vlaams Belang on Immigration Multiculturalism and Free Speech


Does Charles just keep these links to stories about the Vlaams Belang handy to throw into threads on other subjects? Nice and sneaky to keep Spencer et al. away. But why do it at all? Oh yeah, he's an "official joke". He needs some company on that page, anyone want to nominate Pamela?

11 Kommentare:

FGFM said...

Nice to see that Pam is carried by this fascist news site.

US Senator Kyl under pressure for hosting Fitna

Lex, Agent of Chaos said...

Wow, she's turning out to be one hell of a punchline here, eh?

Cheetos Cheetah said...

I doubt that Pamzilla did the Urban Dictionary thing.

(1)Too much time involved and she's been busy this week.
(2)Not too classless for her, but much too funny.
(3) Simple odds. Killgore Trout is more often wrong than right.

Cheetos Cheetah said...

Send that photoshop to Chuckles and he won't sleep for months!

Rev. Jim Sutter said...

(This is still under review before being posted at Urban Dictionary)

Submission under review

Your entry is under review by editors.

Geller
To shriek loudly enough to make ears bleed and dogs run in circles, howling in pain.

Nonsensical rantings that would make any eavesdropping aliens bypass Earth for someplace with intelligent life. Shriek usually emitted by a harpie, remarkably similar to a banshee.

A Geller usually has a very large butt, because the original - Pamela Geller of Atlas Shrugs - pulls most of her claims out of her butt, and doesn't even clean them up before posting, so they're still full of sh*t when read.

Pamella Geller
by Vitamin Green on Mar 1, 2009
tags: atlas shrugs, shrieking harpie, butt slut, harlot of hatred, pam oshry

jeppo said...

Charles throws hissy fit, claims Atlas shills for Nazis.

Rev. Jim Sutter said...

Why is Charles advertising for the Obsession film?

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/32939_Atlas_Shrugs_Promoting_Neo-Nazi_Agitprop

Ad along right-hand column.

Rev. Jim Sutter said...

Thanks for your definition of Pam-Geller!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pam-Geller

Urban Dictionary

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Pam-Geller

Geller: (v.) 1) To shriek loudly enough to make ears bleed and dogs run in circles, howling in pain.

2) Nonsensical rantings.

3) Shriek usually emitted by a harpie, remarkably similar to a banshee.

Pam-Geller (adv) A more severe form of a Geller, working similar to "Pam cooking spray" in that reality or facts don't "stick."

A Pam-Geller is very much like a bunghole, because it often stinks and is full of sh*t.

She Gellered so loudly that people took refuge in the tornado shelter.

She Pam-Gellers so horribly that any eavesdropping aliens would bypass Earth for someplace with intelligent life.

ChenZhen said...

The urban dictionary entry was the work of km at LGF 2.0, I believe.

Lex, Agent of Chaos said...

OH, the mayhem, the mayhem! And I wasn't even here to enjoy it! Dang, I got you guys on a roll here....Chen, you always know the inner workings of everything. What's with that anyway? Sutter, you'll stop at nothing! Which makes you more than welcome here;)

ChenZhen said...

Lex-

Perhaps Desert Sage had me pegged. That is, I'm a super secret double agent. So..

ssshhhh!